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My whole comic persona is that of a guy who explores the id: I romanticize gluttony, I romanticize laziness, and people identify with that. (Jim Gaffigan)
Most single guys I know think fatherhood is terrifying. View quote
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I always imagine that if I met Dr. Seuss, he would be very similar to Crispin Glover. View quote
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There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think. View quote
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There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian. View quote
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I've always wanted to be an actor. I've never planned on the acting and the stand-up feeding each other; they've always been separate desires. View quote
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I just want to be known as funny. View quote
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I married a woman who loves to camp and I am what you would call indoorsy. I'm surprised we can still get people to camp. "Hey, wanna burn a couple of vacation days sleeping on the ground outside?" "Uh, No!" "What if I told you you get to crap standing up in the woods?" "I still wouldn't wanna go." "You'll wake up freezing covered in a rash." "... All right, I'll go." View quote
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I do kind of aspire to do comedy that appeals to a wide range of audiences and doesn't divide people. I never want to do material that makes people laugh at the expense of making other people feel bad - not to say I'm not guilty of that at times. ... I try and make humor out of the really important issues of the day, like Hot Pockets and elevators and not wanting to get out of bed. View quote
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People don't know who I am. Some people don't know I do standup. They just write that I'm that guy from those failed sitcoms. I always joke that 'I've never heard of me either.' View quote
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One thing I've always appreciated about Dave is that he can be sarcastic without being alienating and self-deprecating without being self-abusing. (Jim Gaffigan)
I don't know, I find that honestly, the stand-up thing in some ways is a little bit of a cliché to carry around, because people don't consider stand-ups really actors. View quote
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Comics write to their point of view. If you're an exceedingly irreverent comedian, you've got to see where that point of view fits or produces the most funny. View quote
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I'm closer to Bob Newhart than Rodney Dangerfield. View quote
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I was the youngest of six kids, so yeah, feeding myself was important, but it's not like I was obsessed with food growing up. View quote
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I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan. View quote
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You ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither. View quote
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I'm a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent. View quote
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I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine. View quote
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I'm a big eater. I mean, a lot of my stand-up is about food, and you write about what you know, and that's the only thing I know. I don't know anything else. View quote
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I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I portray in my act. But that stuff that I dislike, it's pretty sincere. (Jim Gaffigan)
I worked on USA Today as a topic for while. I tried to do something on hand chairs, chairs that look like hands. I really tried. But some topics are not truly universal. View quote
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Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you. View quote
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All I want to do is be a good dad, but I'm pretty bad at it. View quote
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He's arguably one of the best stand-up comics in the country. View quote
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