Brian Regan quotes

Uh... I don't know. I'd be a lot better off, if I would've studied more, when I was growing up, you know? But, you know, the day where it all went wrong, was the day they started the spelling bee. (Brian Regan)
"Alright kids, up against the wall. It's time for public humiliation. |teacher. View quote
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I wasn't even close! I was using numbers, and stuff!"|kid. View quote
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First round,'Cat' |teacher. View quote
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"I know there's two 'T's!" |kid. View quote
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That's a hard rule. That's a- that's a rough rule. |Brian. View quote
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Um... You put a 'S'... you- you add an ‘S' at the end of it. | Brian. View quote
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"No, Brian. No, let me show you.” |teacher. View quote
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'Oxen. The farmer used his oxen.' |Irwin. View quote
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'Geese. I saw a flock... of geese.' | Irwin. View quote
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Imbecilon! |Brian. (Brian Regan)
"Brian, what the hell are you talking about!?" |Teacher. View quote
Brian Regan

Brian Regan

Occupation: American Comedian
Born: October 2, 1957
Quotes count: 12
Wikipedia: Brian Regan

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