Patton Oswalt quotes
Patton Oswalt is an American actor, comedian, and writer known for his sharp wit and unique comedic style. His work spans stand-up comedy, television, and film, earning him critical acclaim and numerous awards. He continues to entertain audiences worldwide with his memorable performances and clever humor. Here are 83 of his quotes:
[on KFC's Famous Bowls] I just want kind of a light brown hillock of glop. If you could put my lunch in a blender, and liquefy it, and then put it into a caulking gun and inject it right into my femoral artery, even better! But until you invent a lunch gun, I would like a failure pile in a sadness bowl!
Patton Oswalt
When you act, you're being asked to pretend in a very rigid, controlled environment. It's very un-childlike. So a lot of times, when you put kids in that situation, you hope they have a better support system outside of what they're doing to bring them back to reality at the end of the day and to keep them well-rounded.
Patton Oswalt
There's all kinds of those moments in your life where either through a weird set of circumstances, or a song you hear, or a smell you smell, or one person says something totally out of the context without the meaning that you assigned to it, but you snap back to the way you were when you were 14 or 15. We all deal with that.
Patton Oswalt
Patton Oswalt
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Gage Skidmore,
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Occupation: American Actor
Born: January 27, 1969
Quotes count: 83
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