Mark Twain quotes

Everyone is like a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. (Mark Twain)
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. View quote
Mark Twain
The two most important days in your life are the day you were born and the day you find out why. View quote
Mark Twain
Truth is such a precious article let us all economize in its use. View quote
Mark Twain
When in doubt tell the truth. View quote
Mark Twain
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. View quote
Mark Twain
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. View quote
Mark Twain
The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer up somebody else. View quote
Mark Twain
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. View quote
Mark Twain
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug. View quote
Mark Twain
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well. (Mark Twain)
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. View quote
Mark Twain
I've never let my school interfere with my education. View quote
Mark Twain
Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to. View quote
Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. View quote
Mark Twain
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. View quote
Mark Twain
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. View quote
Mark Twain
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. View quote
Mark Twain
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. View quote
Mark Twain
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. View quote
Mark Twain
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. (Mark Twain)
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. View quote
Mark Twain
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. View quote
Mark Twain
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. View quote
Mark Twain
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. View quote
Mark Twain