Bald Quotes

The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb. (Jorge Luis Borges)
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. View quote
Mae West
Women love a self-confident bald man. View quote
Larry David
If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each day, he is in danger of being regarded as a loafer. But if he spends his days as a speculator, shearing off those woods and making the earth bald before her time, he is deemed an industrious and enterprising citizen. View quote
Henry David Thoreau
That old bald cheater, Time. View quote
Ben Jonson
Merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative. View quote
W. S. Gilbert
I've played heavies for years and years and years. I was bald. I came to Hollywood. I did a play about junk. I was a pusher, so I played pushers for years and years and years. I did war movies and things like that. View quote
Gavin MacLeod
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. View quote
Larry David
Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald. View quote
Navjot Singh Sidhu
Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur. View quote
Matthew Arnold
My veins are filled, once a week with a Neapolitan carpet cleaner distilled from the Adriatic and I am as bald as an egg. However I still get around and am mean to cats. (John Cheever)
Nobody is really happy with what's on their head. People with straight hair want curly, people with curly want straight, and bald people want everyone to be blind. View quote
Rita Rudner
If I were fierce, and bald, and short of breath, I'd live with scarlet Majors at the Base, And speed glum heroes up the line of death. View quote
Siegfried Sassoon
At the party, Rob Partridge said to me, "You gave hope to other balding men." My new epitaph: "Co-wrote a couple of decent songs and went bald shamelessly." View quote
Brian Eno
Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not. View quote
Wayne Rooney
I'm real critical of myself and if I take the bandana off my head I'm completely bald headed and go from being 58 to looking 68 instantly. View quote
Hulk Hogan
What's interesting is a man with no facial hair is less intimidating than a man with facial hair, and a man who is bald is more intimidating than a man with hair. View quote
Bryan Cranston
Dear Daddy-Long-Legs, You never answered my question and it was very important. ARE YOU BALD? View quote
Jean Webster
When their city was occupied by the Gauls, and the Romans, who were besieged in the Capitol, had made military engines from the hair of the women, they dedicated a temple to the Bald Venus. View quote
Lactantius
Live well, Ichigo. Live well, age well, go bald well, and die after me. And... if you can, die smiling. (Isshin Kurosaki) View quote
Tite Kubo
We can lie in the language of dress or try ot tell the truth; but unless we are naked and bald, it is impossible to be silent. (Alison Lurie)
For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy. View quote
Dennis Franz
At 24, my head was as shiny as a cue ball on a billiard table. I naturally thought this meant curtains. Actually, I found it helped. When I was too young to play real character parts, they mistook me for older because of the bald noggin. I got juicy roles right from the start. View quote
Frank Cady
Most good roles are written for young men. We are fixated on youth. So however much people say there is nothing wrong with being bald, the reality is once the hair is gone, you might not get the parts. View quote
Ian Hart
Being bald is no fun. View quote
Maura Tierney
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