Bald Quotes - page 4

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. (Joe Sakic)

Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired?

Mackenzie Astin

I cannot believe how fine I am with being bald.

Robin Roberts

It's funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all.

Sylvie Meis

Can't act, slightly bald, also dances.

Fred Astaire

That he had love-affairs in the provinces, too, is suggested by another of the ribald verses sung during the Gallic triumph: Home we bring our bald whoremonger; Romans, lock your wives away! All the bags of gold you lent him Went his Gallic tarts to pay.

Suetonius

I have always thought that if women's hair posed so many problems, God would certainly have made us bald.

Marjane Satrapi

I live perfectly in my house. I am supported by subscriptions for what they are bald.

PewDiePie

I still never get recognized. Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same.

Moby

All beliefs are bald ideas.

Francis Picabia

Hairy in front, opportunity is bald behind. (Cato the Elder)

RESPECTABILITY, n. The offspring of a 'liaison' between a bald head and a bank account.

Ambrose Bierce

PHILANTHROPIST, n. A rich (and usually bald) old gentleman who has trained himself to grin while his conscience is picking his pocket.

Ambrose Bierce

A lot of bloggers seem to be socially inadequate, pimpled, single, slightly seedy, bald, cauliflower-nosed young men sitting in their mother's basements and ranting. They are very angry people.

Andrew Marr

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

Karl Pilkington

I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.

Emo Philips

Here was the very negation of life and motion, here was the stark, bald beginning when there was no life, nor even thought of life.

Clifford D. Simak

I think there's a possibility that comic book movies are getting a tiny bit better on the one hand because they're no longer made by executives, who are, you know, ninety-year-old bald tailors with cigars, going, 'The kids love this!'

Joss Whedon

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.

Elayne Boosler

Newspapers. . . give us the bald, sordid, disgusting facts of life. They chronicle, with degrading avidity, the sins of the second-rate, and with the conscientiousness of the illiterate give us accurate and prosaic details. . .

Oscar Wilde

Philip Larkin, a big, fat, bald librarian at the University of Hull, was unquestionably England's unofficial laureate: our best-loved poet since the war. (Martin Amis)

I collect hats. That's what you do when you're bald.

James Taylor

One of my strongest memories is my father playing bongos in the living room in Detroit listening to Motown radio. He was this skinny white bald guy, but he was really moved by blues and Motown and funk.

Sufjan Stevens

Opportunity is like a bald-headed man with only a patch of hair right in front. You have to grab that hair, grasp the opportunity while it's confronting you, else you'll be grasping a slick bald head.

Booker T. Washington

I wish the bald eagle had not been chosen as the representative of our country he is a bird of bad immoral character like those among men who live by sharping and robbing, he is generally poor, and often very lousy. The turkey is a much more respectable bird, and withal a true original native of America.

Benjamin Franklin

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