John Cleese quotes - page 4

The Americans all love 'The Holy Grail', and the English all love 'Life Of Brian', and I'm afraid on this one, I side with the English. (John Cleese)
I don't miss London much. I find it crowded, vast and difficult to get around. Cabs are incredibly expensive. View quote
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History is a history of crime. It's a history of people who were stronger beating up people who were weaker, and it's always been that. It's deeply, deeply distasteful. But to pretend that one lot were worse than another - you do know the British have been slaves twice, right? View quote
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Like most people, the English have therefore had their fair share of slavery throughout history. But to say this in some circles today has become a revolutionary act; something John Cleese has recently learned. Our Leftist elites wish to keep this history buried so they can continue with their reparation shakedowns and other anti-white initiatives. And they will punish anyone who tries to subvert this by telling the truth - even if all he's doing is telling a joke. View quote
John Cleese

John Cleese

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Occupation: English Comedian
Born: October 27, 1939
Quotes count: 79
Wikipedia: John Cleese

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