John Cleese quotes - page 3

Who's ever going to write a film in which I get the girl? Me! (John Cleese)
I love having different cultures around, but when the parent culture kind of dissipates, you're left thinking, 'Well, what's going on?' View quote
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I just think that sometimes we hang onto people or relationships long after they've ceased to be of any use to either of you. I'm always meeting new people, and my list of friends seems to change quite a bit. View quote
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Now most people do not want an ordinary life in which they do a job well, earn the respect of their collaborators and competitors, bring up a family and have friends. That's not enough any more, and I think that is absolutely tragic - and I'm not exaggerating - that people feel like a decent, ordinary, fun life is no longer enough. View quote
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I'm always meeting new people, and my list of friends seems to change quite a bit. View quote
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English television from the Fifties to the Nineties was the least bad in the world, and now it's just as bad as it is anywhere. View quote
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I was always a sports nut but I've lost interest now in whether one bunch of mercenaries in north London is going to beat another bunch of mercenaries from west London. View quote
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I tend to have an odd split in my mind: I tend to look at it as a writer and when the writing thing is OK and I'm happy with it, then I put on my actor's hat. View quote
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Michael Palin decided to give up on his considerable comedy talents to make those dreadfully tedious travel shows. Have you ever tried to watch one? View quote
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Some actors, I think, want to feel that they are as creative as the writer. And the answer is, frankly, they're not. View quote
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I would say that I began with a very edgy, very driven personality and after a sufficient amount of therapy over many, many years, I managed to become rather relaxed and happy. (John Cleese)
I can't tell you how scary it can be walking onto a movie and suddenly joining this family, it's like going to somebody else's Christmas dinner, everyone knows everyone, and you're there and you're not quite sure what you're supposed to be doing. View quote
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I was very sad to hear of the death of Ronnie Barker, who was such a warm, friendly and encouraging presence to have when I started in television. He was also a great comic actor to learn from. View quote
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You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change. View quote
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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?' View quote
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The English contribution to world cuisine: the chip. View quote
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Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like... Some wines that some experts think are absolutely exquisite don't appeal to me at all. View quote
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I can never do better than 'Fawlty Towers,' whatever I do. Now I very much want to teach young talent some rules of the game. View quote
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In Britain, girls seem to be either bright or attractive. In America, that's not the case. They're both. View quote
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England is a fairly envious little country and it's embodied in the press. They don't like anyone being more distinguished than they are. View quote
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Filming takes a lot out of you. It really does. It's immensely demanding, and you have to put the rest of your life in the icebox until you do your final shot. (John Cleese)
It seems astounding to me now that the video games are perhaps as important as the movie themselves. And people will spend 2 or 3 years obsessing about the video game in exactly the same way that they'd be obsessing about the movie if they were working on that. View quote
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When you've been doing comedy for forty years, you really do know most of the jokes. And even if you don't know a specific joke, you can pretty much guess what it's going to be. View quote
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Most of the bad taste I've been accused of has been generic bad taste; it's been making fun of an idea as opposed to a person. View quote
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I think you can write very good comedy without a partner, but what I love about it, working with a partner, is that you get to places you'd never get on your own. It's like when God was designing the world and decided we couldn't have children without a partner; it was a way of mixing up the genes so you'd get a more interesting product. View quote
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