Johnny Carson quotes - page 2

When turkeys mate they think of swans. (Johnny Carson)
We're more effective than birth control pills. View quote
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A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island. View quote
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The Hollywood tradition I like best is called sucking up to the stars. View quote
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I am one of the lucky people in the world; I found something I always wanted to do, and I have enjoyed every single minute of it. View quote
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