Bob Hope quotes

Bob Hope was a British-born American comedian, actor, and entertainer, renowned for his quick wit and long career in show business. His performances in radio, film, and television, as well as his tireless work entertaining American troops, made him a beloved figure. He became an enduring icon of American entertainment and humor. Here are 58 of his quotes:

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. (Bob Hope)
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. View quote
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. View quote
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. View quote
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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. View quote
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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. View quote
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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. View quote
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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap. View quote
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When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness. View quote
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that. View quote
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction. (Bob Hope)
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. View quote
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off. View quote
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You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it. View quote
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. View quote
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. View quote
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? View quote
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong. View quote
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure. View quote
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I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. View quote
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I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar! (Bob Hope)
In his prime, the young comic walked onto a stage with the confidence of a man who owned it, and by the time he walked off, he did. View quote
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. View quote
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued. View quote
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. View quote
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Bob Hope

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Occupation: American Comedian
Born: May 29, 1903
Died: July 27, 2003
Quotes count: 58
Wikipedia: Bob Hope

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