Jack Paar quotes

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery. (Jack Paar)
Looking back, my life so far seems like one long obstacle race, with me as its chief obstacle. View quote
Jack Paar
I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off. View quote
Jack Paar
Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not! View quote
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Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it. View quote
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Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other. View quote
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Of course, if there's one thing more annoying to a performer than being recognized on the street, it's not being recognized. View quote
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Now that man can fly through the air like a bird ... and swim in the sea like a fish, wouldn't it be wonderful if he could just walk the earth like a man? View quote
Jack Paar