Dave Allen quotes

Dave Allen was an Irish comedian and satirist, renowned for his sharp wit and storytelling style. His television shows mixed stand-up monologues with observational sketches, often focusing on religion and social conventions. He became a beloved figure for his thoughtful humor and relaxed presentation. Here are 5 of his quotes:

I don't go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things. (Dave Allen)
If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment. View quote
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We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock. View quote
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I've stopped smoking... I think the cost was a lot of it, and not being able to breathe. I first gave up smoking when I was eight. View quote
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I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look in a mirror and see an old bastard and realise it's me. View quote
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Dave Allen

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Occupation: Irish Comedian
Born: July 6, 1936
Died: March 10, 2005
Quotes count: 5
Wikipedia: Dave Allen

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