Benny Hill quotes

Benny Hill was a British comedian, actor, and writer, most famous for his television program "The Benny Hill Show." His unique blend of slapstick, parody, and risqué humor made him an international star. He influenced generations of comedians and remains a beloved figure in British comedy. Here are 8 of his quotes:

That's what show business is--sincere insincerity. (Benny Hill)
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. View quote
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Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. View quote
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I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. View quote
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I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be. View quote
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Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. View quote
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The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. View quote
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Do unto others, then run. View quote
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Benny Hill

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Photo: Ricardo Liberato, CC BY-SA 2.0
Occupation: British Comedian
Born: January 21, 1924
Died: April 20, 1992
Quotes count: 8
Wikipedia: Benny Hill

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