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Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -- to make people laugh.
W. C. Fields
The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his buttons.
W. C. Fields
Mr. Fields, could you tell me the reason for your well-known aversion to water?” "Delighted, my dear,” he replied with suddenly increased bonhomie. "Never touch the stuff-very unhealthy. Fish fuck in it.
W. C. Fields
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W. C. Fields
Occupation:
American Comedian
Born:
January 29, 1880
Died:
December 25, 1946
Quotes count:
104
Wikipedia:
W. C. Fields
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