Les Dawson quotes - page 2

I don't mind what the critics say, so long as I get some reaction. The worst thing is to be ignored. (Les Dawson)
I'm the most unromantic lump of Northern suet. Yes, a woman did accost me once in South Shields, but she had a face like Red Rum. View quote
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I toyed with the idea of playing Ravel's 'Pavane pour une infante defunte' but I couldn't remember if it's a tune or Latin prescription for piles. View quote
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I need to give affection and love, because without that, I wither. I need to give that love to someone. Without that, I'm rudderless. View quote
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Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance. View quote
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I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me. View quote
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Despite the fact that feminists say they're not getting a fair deal, women are still very powerful. View quote
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Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up. View quote
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Slumps don't bother me. View quote
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