Paul O'Grady quotes

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya. (Paul O'Grady)
I enjoyed school - although I ran away on the first day. I'd reminded the teacher that it was nearly time for 'Watch With Mother' on TV. View quote
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I make a wonderful cure-all called Four Thieves, just like my mum did. It's cider vinegar, 36 cloves of garlic and four herbs, representing four looters of plague victims' homes in 1665 who had their sentences reduced from burning at the stake to hanging for explaining the recipe that kept them from catching the plague. View quote
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I'd rather do community service than sit and write a load of Christmas cards. View quote
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The worst drivers are women in people carriers, men in white vans and anyone in a baseball cap. That's just about everyone. View quote
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Channel 4 are a great bunch of people to work with and the crew are lovely. Working at ITV was like being in the court of Caligula. View quote
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I dress up as a middle-aged prostitute and do a game show. View quote
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I am quite happy to take a cut. You've got to, if you want to work and continue working. View quote
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Comedy, your funny bone, is formed in childhood. View quote
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I don't live with people, that's why my relationships last. I'm not romantic. Even when I was a teenager if somebody asked if they could hold my hand I'd say, - no, it's not heavy, I can hold it myself, thank you'. View quote
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I was a really picky eater as a child. Because I was obsessed by Popeye, my mum and aunts would put my food in a can to represent spinach and we'd hum the Popeye tune and then I'd happily eat it. (Paul O'Grady)
Every week I have a disaster in my kitchen. The fire alarm goes off repeatedly. But it doesn't stop me being adventurous. View quote
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I don't like awards ceremonies. I'd sooner go to the pub with mates I've known for years. View quote
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Times are hard and friends are few. View quote
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It's become normal for me to walk on set as Popeye, Frankenstein or an Elf or even a chicken. View quote
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I don't want to sound like Catherine Cookson but I've worked since I was eight, with a paper round and in a fruit and veg shop. Taking a pay cut won't demotivate me, not at all. It's not about money in the first place. It's about the job. View quote
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I go in the butchers and there's not a lot of meat I can eat these days, with having all the animals. View quote
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I love looking after animals. I find it very enjoyable. View quote
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My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop. View quote
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Paul O'Grady

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Photo: Steve Punter, CC BY-SA 2.0
Occupation: English Comedian
Born: June 14, 1955
Died: March 28, 2023
Quotes count: 19