Frank Carson quotes

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. (Frank Carson)
What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist. View quote
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My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people. View quote
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My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.' View quote
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? View quote
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People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous. View quote
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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. View quote
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Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish. View quote
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America has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million. View quote
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The thirties were troublesome in Belfast, and then of course there was no work for people, and it was terribly religiously divided. View quote
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It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. (Frank Carson)
So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'. View quote
Frank Carson

Frank Carson

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Photo: Barrycheung, GFDL
Occupation: Irish Comedian
Born: November 6, 1926
Died: February 22, 2012
Quotes count: 12