Doughnut Quotes

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut; I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend: "Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut! I got the documentation right here...oh, wait it's at home...in the file...under 'D', for doughnut." (Mitch Hedberg)
Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut the pessimist the hole. View quote
Oscar Wilde
There is no fountain for youth. What you put in your body is what you get out of it. You would not feed your dog a coffee and doughnut for breakfast followed by a cigarette you will kill the damn dog. View quote
Jack LaLanne
I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut. View quote
Rick Riordan
An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut. View quote
George Jean Nathan
You go into any doughnut shop and look at three cops having coffee, I guarantee I look like one of them. View quote
Dean Norris
My dad thought I'd end up in the poorhouse or in doughnut shops with a bag full of reviews. View quote
Henry Czerny
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. View quote
Hillary Scott
This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut. View quote
Daniel Handler
Whether you take the doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit. View quote
Haruki Murakami
Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut? (Jim Butcher)
...the relation of betweenness on the torus is undetermined for curves that cannot be contracted to a point [e. g., circles around a doughnut hole], i. e., for three of such curves it is not uniquely determined which of them lies between the other two... This indeterminateness... has the consequence that such a curve [alone] does not divide the surface of the torus into two separate domains; between points to the "right" and to the "left" of the line. View quote
Hans Reichenbach
As it turned out, everyone wanted a doughnut. Jace wanted two. View quote
Cassandra Clare
Well fine, then. I could send you out to win my favor. Possibly on a quest involving bringing a large mug of coffee and a doughnut. Or the wholesale slaughter of all my enemies. I haven't decided which. View quote
Holly Black
You can think about life as a battle between you and a doughnut shop. The doughnut shop wants you to eat another doughnut and pay the money, and you want to do it in the short term, but in the long term it's not good for you either financially or from a health perspective. View quote
Dan Ariely
The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it. And then, just when you decided it's good, you drop a big glob of jelly on your best T-shirt. View quote
Janet Evanovich
Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said. "So I shot him. View quote
Janet Evanovich
Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don't go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut. View quote
Janet Evanovich
It's one thing, holding open the door for someone at a grocery store, or the library, or just about anyplace else. But the doughnut shop is a different thing altogether. This is a get-in-and-out-as-fast-as-you-can operation. There's no room for courtesy or chivalry here. View quote
Linwood Barclay
Worrying about the future is like trying to eat the hole in a doughnut. It's munching on what isn't. View quote
Barry Neil Kaufman
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego. (Roseanne Barr)
President Obama is closing the prescription drug doughnut hole. He strengthened Medicare! He extended the life of the program by eight years. And what Governor Romney and Congressman Ryan won't admit is that their plan would require current seniors to pay, on average, $600 more each year for prescription drugs. View quote
Debbie Wasserman Schultz
If we do nothing, as the Republicans suggest, we're going to see health care costs reach a point where small businesses can't afford it and families can't afford it. We're going to see people turned down from pre-existing conditions. We're going to find the Medicare doughnut hole - a gap in coverage that's going to hurt a lot of seniors. View quote
Dick Durbin
I'm on my version of the protein diet, but there ain't no protein in it. It's a Krispy Kreme doughnut between two Cinnabons. And you soak it overnight in Red Bull. Then you chase it with a Snickers. View quote
J. B. Smoove
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then my mother asked my father who he was going down on at lunch. View quote
Jennifer Crusie