Jennifer Crusie quotes

Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible. (Jennifer Crusie)
Feel no guilt. Getting married and giving birth does not mean that you have sold your life away to perfectly healthy people who can get their own damn socks. View quote
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His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action. View quote
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Values aren't buses... They're not supposed to get you anywhere. They're supposed to define who you are. View quote
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Part of being a writer is defending your vision and not caving in to outside pressures. View quote
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This is making me crazy. I hate relying on other people to save me, I hate being clingy, I hate it, and every time you show up, I lean on you. - Matilda Scarlet Veronica Betty Vilma Goodnight. View quote
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She slid out from under his arm, and picked up his shirt from the floor. When she put it on, it failed to meet in the middle over her chest. that always worked in the movies, she thought, disgusted, and dropped it on the floor. View quote
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I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then my mother asked my father who he was going down on at lunch. View quote
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I could shove this swizzle stick through his heart, Min thought. She would'nt do it, of course. The stick was plastic and not nearly pointed enough on the end. View quote
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Very few people mate for life with the people they fall for at twelve. Doesn't mean is isn't real, doesn't mean it doesn't hurt, doesn't mean it doesn't matter, but basically, we're talking a practice swing in the big game of love. View quote
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If you haven't failed, you're not trying hard enough. (Jennifer Crusie)
no more pep talks about believing in toads," Liza said. "Don't they turn into princeses when you kiss them?" Bonnie said. "Thats frogs," Liza Said. "Entirely different species. View quote
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Okay, Shane," Agnes said as Brenda's clock gonged midnight. "I got Joey in the kitchen, a cop in the front hall, a dead body in the basement, and you in my bedroom. Where do you want to start? View quote
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Have you talked to North?" he said. "Yes," she said. "I asked him to get us cable." "I wish you weren't talking to him." "I'd talk to Satan to get cable," Andie said. View quote
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Dead woman are not romantic,' Sophie said flatly. 'Okay, she's not dead,' Phin said. 'The bear ate her, and she came her brains out. View quote
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Once you know the truth, it's always obvious. View quote
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As far as I'm concerned the last good man went when Elvis died. View quote
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Everybody's crooked. The trick is to find out how they're bent. View quote
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Dempseys are never in trouble. We just have stretches of life that are more interesting than others. View quote
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When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work. View quote
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Your cat just got cat hair on me.” "It's only fair,” Min said. "Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him. (Jennifer Crusie)
Can we go to work now? Because we're about a minute away from breaking out the ice cream and talking about our feelings, and I don't think we can come back from that. View quote
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Look, Mother, I am never going to be thin. I'm Norwegian. If you wanted a thin daughter, you should not have married a man whose female ancestors carried cows home from the pasture. View quote
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That's not a father. That's a sperm donor. Forget him. He's a mess. Concentrate on me. I'm terrific. (Linc Blaise) View quote
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There wasn't enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this. View quote
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Quotes count: 30