Oven Quotes - page 2

I'd always thought her half-baked, but now I think they didn't even put her in the oven. (P. G. Wodehouse)
We have a new problem, fresh from the oven and hot as hell. View quote
Scott Lynch
Burt and Verona are two characters rarely seen in the movies: thirtysomething, educated, healthy, self-employed, gentle, thoughtful, whimsical, not neurotic and really truly in love. Their great concern is finding the best place and way to raise their child, who is a bun still in the oven. For every character like this I've seen in the last 12 months, I've seen 20, maybe 30, mass murderers. View quote
Roger Ebert
Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven. View quote
April Winchell
I loved the family and everything to do with them. I loved the environment and the cooking. I used to cook and go in my studio. I had to have methods of working. If I was in the middle of a work and the oven burned or the children called for me, I used to make an arrangement with music, records, or poetry, so that when I went back to the studio, I picked up where I left off. I enjoyed it, you see; it was part of me. View quote
Barbara Hepworth
I am no theologian. I would not be surprised, however, if Heaven proved to be a cozy kitchen, where delicious treats appeared in the oven and in the refrigerator whenever you wanted them, and where the cupboards were full of good books. View quote
Dean Koontz
I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month. View quote
Dean Koontz
He considered himself to be a thoroughly useless man, taking up space in a world to which he contributed nothing - but he did have a talent for baking... The gas oven might blow up in his face, at last bringing him peace, but if it didn't, he would at least have cookies for Agnes. View quote
Dean Koontz
The New Age? Its just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds. View quote
James Randi
I can still memory - taste the fresh buttermilk pancakes and hot buttermilk biscuits - both made with lard! - that were cooked on the top, or in the oven, of that ancient iron stove. View quote
Vernon L. Smith
I will build you a castle with a tower so high It reaches the moon. I'll gather melodies from birdies that fly And compose you a tune. Give you lovin' warm as Mama's oven. And if that don't do, Then I'll try something new. (Smokey Robinson)
Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven. View quote
Erma Bombeck
With optimism, you look upon the sunny side of things. People say, 'Studs, you're an optimist.' I never said I was an optimist. I have hope because what's the alternative to hope? Despair? If you have despair, you might as well put your head in the oven. View quote
Studs Terkel
Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'. View quote
Craig Ferguson
A cherry pie is . . . ephemeral. From the moment it emerges from the oven it begins a steep decline: from too hot to edible to cold to stale to mouldy, and finally to a post-pie state where only history can tell you that it was once considered food. The pie is a parable of human life. View quote
Nick Harkaway
Eating something fresh out of the oven is like a hug you can taste. View quote
Regina Brett
My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. View quote
Tracy Morgan
The oven became hotter and hotter, and Hansel began to sweat. Then a delicious smell wafted to his nostrils. Oh no! he thought. I'm cooking! He sniffed at the air. And I smell delicious! View quote
Adam Gidwitz
If you really love stuffing, wait until the turkey comes out of the oven, add some of the pan drippings to the stuffing, and bake it in a dish. That's called dressing, and that's not evil - stuffing is, though. View quote
Alton Brown
Basting is evil. Basting does nothing for the meat. Why? Skin. Skin is designed to keep stuff out of the bird, so basting just lets heat out of the oven. That means the turkey will take longer to cook... so don't touch that door! View quote
Alton Brown
With the Industrial Revolution, the production of food was delegated to big companies in order for women and men to be in the labour force, to come home, stick something in the oven, and eat. It became a big industry that does not have a love affair with food nor is really concerned about nurturing you or giving you the right nutrition. (Lidia Bastianich)
I get really cool gifts, and I know this sounds really lame, but I think one of the best gifts I've ever received was the Easy Bake Oven when I was younger. When I was little, I loved to bake! I want to get one now so I can make weird mini desserts for people. View quote
Ashley Benson
The most important thing for having a party is that the hostess is having fun. I'm very organized. I make a plan for absolutely everything. I never have anything that has to be cooked while the guests are there. The only thing I might have to do is take something out of the oven and carve it. View quote
Ina Garten
I am still in love with couture because it is just two months from drawing pad to runway so everything on the catwalk is hot from the oven. View quote
Christian Lacroix
For behold, the day is coming, Burning like an oven. View quote
Malachi