Oven Quotes

We light the oven so that everyone may bake bread in it. (José Martí)
I don't exactly know what it means to be ready. A cake when the oven timer goes off? Am I fully baked, or only half-baked? View quote
Jessica Savitch
They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right. View quote
Steven Wright
You and your oven are capable of great things, Remember, no two ovens are the same. View quote
Elton John
The Jews talk about "never again."... You cannot say "Never again" to God because when he puts you in the oven, you're in one indeed!... "Never again" don't mean a damn thing when God get ready for you! View quote
Louis Farrakhan
Mr. Greer timed all our speeches with an oven timer. Things were nothing at Tribeca Alternative, considered one of Manhattan's finest prep schools, if not high tech. View quote
Meg Cabot
Another old saying is that revenge is a dish best served cold. But it feels best served piping hot, straight out of the oven of outrage. My opinion? Take care of revenge right away. View quote
Mindy Kaling
My mother began to go crazy. Not in a 'Let's paint the kitchen red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwhich, I am God' sort of way. View quote
Augusten Burroughs
Should I warm the oven and bake you a batch of hero cookies? - Zephyra. View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
The first thing I do when I come home is check the refrigerator for cats because I'm convinced that if one dies, my husband will hide it in there because I don't cook and so I won't see it. I do drink Cokes, though,so technically he should hide the corpse in the oven. And now I need to start checking the oven. View quote
Jenny Lawson
In deference to American traditions, my family put our oven to rare use at Thanksgiving during my childhood, with odd roast-turkey experiments involving sticky-rice stuffing or newfangled basting techniques that we read about in magazines. (Jennifer Lee)
Say you were standing with one foot in the oven and one foot in an ice bucket. According to the percentage people, you would be perfectly comfortable. View quote
Bobby Bragan
A cake is a very good test of an oven: if it browns too much on one side and not on the other, it's not your fault - you need to have your oven checked. View quote
Delia Smith
For years, I stored my sweaters in the oven. View quote
Lesley Visser
I'm a really good dinner party guest. I am always so appreciative, impressed that anyone has even managed to turn on the oven and cook for me. View quote
Lucy Punch
I've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots! View quote
Michael Landon
My favorite comfort food would have be braised beef. You know, beef, slow-cooked in a Dutch oven or in a slow cooker until it falls apart with simple mushrooms, some onions and lots of fresh thyme and garlic. View quote
Tyler Florence
If I survive, I will spend my whole life at the oven door seeing that no one is denied bread and, so as to give a lesson of charity, especially those who did not bring flour. View quote
José Martí
It is interesting that Jews today celebrate the Sabbath with Matza bread which must be pierced and baked in a stone oven. Hmmm? Jesus was pierced and placed in a stone tomb. They just don't get it! YET! THEY WILL! View quote
Kent Hovind
This president's foreign policy is the most feckless in American history. It is so naive that he would trust the Iranians. By doing so, he will take the Israelis and march them to the door of the oven. View quote
Mike Huckabee
The atelier was under the roof. Inhabiting this space was forbidden due to fire code restrictions, but staying and working there was allowed. We therefore had to avoid the impression that these were our living quarters. The most necessary furniture had to disappear into the attic during the day. And so the place was decorated purely with curtains. A curtain hung in front of the entrance door, a second one in front of the oven heating.... an adjoining room was hidden by a curtain with abstractedly patterned batik. (Karl Schmidt-Rottluff)
Ooh, baby let's get down tonight Baby I'm hot just like an oven I need some lovin' And baby, I can't hold it much longer It's getting stronger and stronger And when I get that feeling I want Sexual Healing. Sexual Healing, baby Makes me feel so fine Helps to relieve my mind. Sexual Healing baby, is good for me Sexual Healing is something that's good for me. View quote
Marvin Gaye
The kitchen oven is reliable, but it's made us lazy. View quote
Jamie Oliver
She's got a sister / God only knows how I missed her / And on the palm of her hand is a blister She's got a brother / We don't get on with one another / But I quite fancy her mother / And I think that she likes me She's got one in the oven / But it's nothing to do with me. View quote
Noel Gallagher
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. View quote
Steven Wright
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