April Winchell quotes

Your body is a temple, whether you're a Jew or not. (April Winchell)
[Referring to the radio station program director]: "I'll get him to call me some day, even if it means spilling cheese all over my brassiere at KFI, by gawd." View quote
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I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for. View quote
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I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do. View quote
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Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven. View quote
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I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess. View quote
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I'm doin' radio and there's a bag in front of me on the console that says 'Butt Stink' on it. Somethin' ain't right. View quote
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[Referring to actress Winona Rydr] "Get over it! Your 'wide-eyed, gamine, trembling chipmunk' thing! Get over it!" View quote
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Out came Ms. Hilton in a Juicy track suit, chattering away like a gibbon on her jewel-encrusted cell phone. It was like magic, if magic were like a extra-strength laxative. View quote
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Look at you, turning on me like a Pomeranian! View quote
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We've talked about coffee enemas and they're perfectly fine, except the doughnuts get stuck in the hose. And that just ruins everything. (April Winchell)
Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun. View quote
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Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we? View quote
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I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights. View quote
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I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything. View quote
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I never have anything to talk about. View quote
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I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning. View quote
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Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill. View quote
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I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them. View quote
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I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead. View quote
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I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage. (April Winchell)
I always like to get local music when I'm in another country. View quote
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My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out. View quote
April Winchell

April Winchell

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Photo: John Foley, CC BY-SA 4.0
Occupation: American Actress
Born: January 4, 1960
Quotes count: 23
Wikipedia: April Winchell

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