Standup Quotes - page 3

I'm a comedy geek so anything comedy related, whether that's standup shows, improv shows, I'm all over that. That's my favorite way to be entertained always. (Rashida Jones)
I think expressing yourself and working hard can't help but have great results. Look at Zach Galifanakis. He didn't tweet. He didn't have a podcast. He just went out and did the funniest standup you'll ever see in your life. And he was rewarded for that. View quote
Scott Aukerman
I think comedians should focus on what makes them happy, what art form fulfills them the most. Don't be calculated about it and say, 'Okay, I'm gonna tweet, and I'm gonna podcast, and I'm gonna do standup, and one of those things is going to lead me to my own TV show.' I don't think that should be the goal. View quote
Scott Aukerman
I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at. View quote
Norm Macdonald
I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do. View quote
Zach Galifianakis
You know, I guess there's enough information out there to support that I'm a crazy, wild dude and rock and roll and this, that and the other. And there's enough information to support that, you know, I'm a single father, that, you know, has been a pretty standup guy in his community and pretty private about that stuff. But it's on both sides. View quote
Kid Rock
In improv, the whole thing is that it is a relationship between the two people, as a back and forth. In standup, you don't really want to be listening to what somebody is saying; you want to project your jokes into their face. View quote
John Oliver (comedian)
No one goes into standup to make money. The frustration and rejection are just too much. View quote
Jim Gaffigan
People don't know who I am. Some people don't know I do standup. They just write that I'm that guy from those failed sitcoms. I always joke that 'I've never heard of me either.' View quote
Jim Gaffigan
I love standup and I haven't given it up. View quote
Ray Romano
When you go to standup, there seems to be a common denominator of some form of need or want for validation from the audience that maybe you were lacking as a kid. (Ray Romano)
I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived. View quote
Ray Romano
I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this. View quote
Julia Sweeney
I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig. View quote
Joe Rogan
I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with. View quote
Joe Rogan
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. View quote
Joe Rogan
As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of the year. View quote
Elayne Boosler
I went to school with Steven Wright who was the shyest guy I knew, and one day someone suddenly told me that he was in a club doing standup comedy. I went down to his club and he was great. Another friend of mine, who was pretty much a thief by trade, was hosting the show. So I thought if these guys can do it then so can I. View quote
Denis Leary
Anybody who's done standup will tell you that there's nothing like it. The show starts at 8:00, the curtain goes up and there's nobody else except you and the audience, and you just perform for them for two hours. Nobody yells, 'Cut!' There are no retakes. That is still the most exciting medium for me, and I love it. View quote
Denis Leary
When I was doing standup, I always wanted to get out of the standup world and take it back into the theatrical world, like with 'No Cure For Cancer.' View quote
Denis Leary
The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming. (Marc Maron)
I don't have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I'm going to keep talking. I can't imagine a life without doing standup. View quote
Ron White
I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was god awful, I thought I'd get into psychology. View quote
Dane Cook
I have yet to see one of those Comedy Central shows with multiple standup comics that doesn't include someone the size of the Hindenburg. View quote
Dick Cavett
I did standup while still working for Johnny Carson in the mid-'60s, thus gaining the advantage of at least getting laughs from him about how I hadn't the night before. View quote
Dick Cavett