Ray Romano quotes

Ray Romano is an American actor and comedian, best known for his role in the sitcom "Everybody Loves Raymond." His distinctive voice and relatable humor made him a household name in television comedy. He has also appeared in several films and provided voices for popular animated movies. Here are 46 of his quotes:

I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off. (Ray Romano)
Living with kids is like living in a frat house... everything's broken, nobody sleeps, and there's alot of throwing up. View quote
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Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they're born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you. View quote
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I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way. View quote
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I don't want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they're producing and creating. View quote
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If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now. View quote
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Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something. View quote
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I do still get intimidated by certain things. View quote
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You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me. View quote
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In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh. View quote
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I was wracked with insecurity. (Ray Romano)
I do what I do because I love it. View quote
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I want to do well and I want to fit in. View quote
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You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character. View quote
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I can't complain about my career, that's for sure. View quote
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I love standup and I haven't given it up. View quote
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I like doing film, you know, single-camera. View quote
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I still got my hair, I'm not fat. View quote
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I lived at home till I was 29. View quote
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My career has been my craziest adventure. View quote
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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. (Ray Romano)
You know, a TV show is a slow build. View quote
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Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit. View quote
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I married a saint - well, a saint who curses. View quote
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The first time I played golf was in Flushing Meadows, Queens, when I was about 16 or 17. They had an 18-hole pitch-and-putt. My buddies and I would hop the fence and sneak on and play. View quote
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Ray Romano

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Occupation: American Actor
Born: December 21, 1957
Quotes count: 46
Wikipedia: Ray Romano

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