Duck Quotes

Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time. (Jules Renard)
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands. View quote
Douglas Adams
It doesn't matter if you're born in a duck yard, so long as you are hatched from a swan's egg! View quote
Hans Christian Andersen
The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. View quote
Walter Cronkite
What, exactly, is the internet Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a 'modem', can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. View quote
Dave Barry
The duck swallows the worm, the fox kills the duck, the men shoot the fox, and the devil hunts the men. View quote
Ken Follett
[W]atching ducks land on a lake in Arkansas in the winter is about the closest to Heaven as you can find on this earth... and as someone who believes, according to my faith, I will go to Heaven when I die, I am pretty sure that there is duck hunting in Heaven! View quote
Mike Huckabee
The fox often offers the duck its pond. View quote
Robert Jordan
My God! The English language is a form of communication! Conversation isn't just crossfire where you shoot and get shot at! Where you've got to duck for your life and aim to kill! Words aren't only bombs and bullets - no, they're little gifts, containing meanings! View quote
Philip Roth
It wasn't that Microsoft was so brilliant or clever in copying the Mac, it's that the Mac was a sitting duck for 10 years. That's Apple's problem: Their differentiation evaporated. View quote
Steve Jobs
Honey, I just forgot to duck. (Jack Dempsey)
Does a one-legged duck swim in circles? View quote
Rhodri Morgan
My history of lending money from banks is that they want to know the ins and outs of the backside of a duck. View quote
Alan Sugar
The strong appearance of design [in nature] allows a disarmingly simple argument: if it looks, walks and quacks like a duck, then, absent compelling evidence to the contrary, we have warrant to conclude it's a duck. Design should not be overlooked simply because it's so obvious. View quote
Michael Behe
In retrospect I would say from Donald Duck I have learned more about life than from all the schools I ever attended. View quote
Gottfried Helnwein
I didn't know whether to duck or to run, so I ran. View quote
Bob Dylan
I wonder how many men, hiding their youngness, rise as I do, Saturday mornings, filled with the hope that Bugs Bunny, Yosemite Sam and Daffy Duck will be there waiting as our one true always and forever salvation? View quote
Ray Bradbury
Wise words are like arrows flung at your forehead. What do you do? Why, you duck of course. View quote
Steven Erikson
In a bull market, one must avoid the error of the preening duck that quacks boastfully after a torrential rainstorm, thinking that its paddling skills have caused it to rise in the world. A right-thinking duck would instead compare its position after the downpour to that of the other ducks on the pond. View quote
Warren Buffett
Success is an ugly thing. Men are deceived by its false resemblances to merit.... They confound the brilliance of the firmament with the star-shaped footprints of a duck in the mud. View quote
Victor Hugo
Probably nature itself gave man the ability to lie so that in difficult and tense moments he could protect his nest, just as do the vixen and wild duck. (Anton Chekhov)
Honey, I forgot to duck. View quote
Ronald Reagan
If we're going to improve the environment, the first thing we should do is duck the government. The second thing we should do is quit being moral. Screw the rights of nature. Nature will have rights as soon as it get duties. The minute we see birds, trees, bugs, and squirrels picking up litter, giving money to charity, and keeping an eye on our kids at the park, we'll let them vote. View quote
P. J. O'Rourke
Jumping out a window five hundred feet above ground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck. View quote
Rick Riordan
What is that smell? (Nick) (It was like three-day-old cat vomit mixed with rotten asparagus.) Duck urine. It keeps the zombies from thinking I'm human. (Mark) Yeah, well it keeps me from thinking you're sane. (Nick) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon