Job Quotes - page 4

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why God? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off". (Stephen King)
Gay marriage is legal in 6 states, but having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states. Good job, America. View quote
Jim Carrey
There's nothing more fun than being out on stage and getting the vibe from the crowd. There's nothing like being on a set where you are there to make other people happy and to make them laugh. That's the best job in the world. View quote
Miley Cyrus
You can make more money on unemployment than you can going down and getting one of those jobs that is an honest job, but it doesn't pay as much. And so, that's what's happened to us is that we have put in so much entitlement into our government, that we really have spoiled our citizenry and said you don't want the jobs that are available. View quote
Sharron Angle
A man always mistakes a woman's clinging devotion for weakness, until he discovers that it requires the strength of Samson, the patience of Job, and the finesse of Solomon to untwine it. View quote
Helen Rowland
Maturity: Be able to stick with a job until it is finished. Be able to bear an injustice without having to get even. Be able to carry money without spending it. Do your duty without being supervised. View quote
Ann Landers
Are you going to be just kind of a walking monument to a job, or are you going to have some kind of really significant inner life of your own? Because the external things - the job, the house, the this, the that - do not really fill the place inside. View quote
Robertson Davies
You know you are on the road to success if you would do your job, and not be paid for it. View quote
Oprah Winfrey
Why do people think artists are special? It's just another job. View quote
Andy Warhol
Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true! View quote
Dave Barry
If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first. (Mark Twain)
The tempest was terrible and separated me from my other vessels that night, putting every one of them in desperate straits, with nothing to look forward to but death. Each was certain the others had been destroyed. What man ever born, not excepting Job, who would not have died of despair, when in such weather seeking safety for my son, my brother, shipmates, and myself, we were forbidden access to the land and the harbors which I, by God's will and sweating blood, had won for Spain. View quote
Christopher Columbus
If I wanted to have an easy job I would have stayed at Porto. Beautiful blue chair, the UEFA Champions League trophy, God, and after God, me. View quote
José Mourinho
Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. View quote
Cary Grant
Keeping up with the Joneses was a full-time job with my mother and father. It was not until many years later when I lived alone that I realized how much cheaper it was to drag the Joneses down to my level. View quote
Quentin Crisp
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. View quote
Laurence J. Peter
People think that at the end of the day a man is the only answer. Actually, a fulfilling job is better for me. View quote
Diana, Princess of Wales
Recreational development is a job not of building roads into the lovely country, but of building receptivity into the still unlovely human mind. View quote
Aldo Leopold
The most terrible job in warfare is to be a second lieutenant leading a platoon when you are on the battlefield. View quote
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Everybody's got a job to do, and I do mine as best I can. View quote
Marlee Matlin
I love teaching. It's a job that lasts forever. Whatever you teach children today travels with them far into the future. (Mary Pope Osborne)
Life's not about feeling better, it's about getting the job done. View quote
Ned Vizzini
I used to work at NASA in Virginia. It was nothing glamorous; I was just tasked with making code compile for obscure projects, and I wasn't very good at it. Now I spend most of my time drawing pictures and looking at funny things on the Internet, which in retrospect is largely what I did at my old job, too. View quote
Randall Munroe
No one wants to lose their job, or cede the power they've acquired. View quote
Romano Prodi
We often get blinded by the forms in which content is produced, rather than the job that the content does. View quote
Tim O'Reilly