I bought a dog the other day.... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him.... 'Come here, Stay Come here, Stay' He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. (Steven Wright)

I bought a dog the other day.... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him.... 'Come here, Stay Come here, Stay' He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.

Steven Wright

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