We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. (Rita Rudner)

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

Rita Rudner

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