Adam Sandler quotes

Adam Sandler is an American actor, comedian, and filmmaker known for his distinctive humor and successful films. Many of his comedies have achieved cult status and have earned him a loyal fan following worldwide. He continues to create, produce, and star in movies and television shows. Here are 89 of his quotes:

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

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I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.

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Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

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I can't run a company... I can't even run my own life!

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Hey, that last skit was written for a reason. If any of your buddies had fooled around with a sixty year old man, don't throw them out of your car, or you will die. Now, enjoy the rest of the album!

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I wanted to see the fucking score! What do you got to do that's so fucking important? You can't join the religious cult with me!

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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

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I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.

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Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

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I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received.

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I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

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This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero.

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With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised.

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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.

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I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.

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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

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Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

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I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible.

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Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

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My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.

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We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.

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