People tell me, "Lee, you should take up golf. It's good for you." You know what I say to that? "Fuck off." (Lee Evans (comedian))

People tell me, "Lee, you should take up golf. It's good for you." You know what I say to that? "Fuck off."

Lee Evans (comedian)

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