If I tell you I'm good, probably you will say I'm boasting. But if I tell you I'm not good, you'll know I'm lying. (Bruce Lee)

If I tell you I'm good, probably you will say I'm boasting. But if I tell you I'm not good, you'll know I'm lying.

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