Untin' fills my thoughts by day, and many a good run I have in my sleep. Many a dig in the ribs I gives Mrs. J. when I think they're runnin' into the warmint...No man is fit to be called a sportsman wot doesn't kick his wife out of bed on a haverage once in three weeks! (Robert Smith Surtees)

Untin' fills my thoughts by day, and many a good run I have in my sleep. Many a dig in the ribs I gives Mrs. J. when I think they're runnin' into the warmint...No man is fit to be called a sportsman wot doesn't kick his wife out of bed on a haverage once in three weeks!

Robert Smith Surtees

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