Bed Quotes

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. (Benjamin Franklin)
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. View quote
George Burns
What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. View quote
Bob Dylan
Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me... Going to bed at night saying we've done something wonderful... that's what matters to me. View quote
Steve Jobs
This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed. View quote
Charles Baudelaire
With me it is exceptionally true that the Presidency is no bed of roses. View quote
James K. Polk
Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead. View quote
James Thurber
Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope. View quote
Edith Wharton
You know, my friends, with what a brave carouse I made a Second Marriage in my house; favored old barren reason from my bed, and took the daughter of the vine to spouse. View quote
Omar Khayyám
I have lived and slept in the same bed with English countesses and Prussian farm women... no woman has excited passions among women more than I have. View quote
Florence Nightingale
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. (Erma Bombeck)
Reading is like the sex act - done privately, and often in bed. View quote
Daniel J. Boorstin
My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can. View quote
Cary Grant
Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas. View quote
José Martí
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. View quote
Groucho Marx
Going to bed with a woman never hurt a ball player. It's staying up all night looking for them that does you in. View quote
Casey Stengel
I haven't been to sleep for over a year. That's why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn't sleep. View quote
Evelyn Waugh
Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the presence of a formidable menace to one's poise and prestige (such as the butler, or the man under the bed - but never the husband). View quote
James Thurber
Better to sleep in an uncomfortable bed free, than sleep in a comfortable bed unfree. View quote
Jack Kerouac
An orange on the table Your robe on the carpet And you in my bed Sweet present of the present Coolness of the night Warmth of my life. View quote
Jacques Prévert
Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our own table. (W. H. Auden)
The heart of the jealous knows the best and most satisfying love, that of the other's bed, where the rival perfects the lover's imperfections. View quote
Djuna Barnes
I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!' View quote
Emo Philips
I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone. View quote
Tallulah Bankhead
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady. View quote
Wilson Mizner
📖 Bed Proverbs