Wife Quotes

For a man wins nothing better than a good wife, and, again, nothing worse than a bad one. (Hesiod)
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. View quote
Socrates
Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife. View quote
Franz Schubert
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. View quote
Homer
Remember that you ought to behave in life as you would at a banquet. As something is being passed around it comes to you stretch out your hand, take a portion of it politely. It passes on do not detain it. Or it has not come to you yet do not project your desire to meet it, but wait until it comes in front of you. So act toward children, so toward a wife, so toward office, so toward wealth. View quote
Epictetus
I have a wife, I have sons; all these hostages have I given to fortune. View quote
Lucan
Bring home a wife to your house when you are of the right age, while you are not far short of thirty years nor much above; this is the right age for marriage. View quote
Hesiod
A second wife is hateful to the children of the first A viper is not more hateful. View quote
Euripides
Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there. View quote
Andrew Jackson
Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read. You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife. Don't tell them to mine. View quote
David Ogilvy
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. (Douglas Adams)
What I am defending is the real rights of women. A woman should have the right to be in the home as a wife and mother. View quote
Phyllis Schlafly
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. View quote
Rodney Dangerfield
Do not choose for your wife any woman you would not choose for a friend if she were a man. View quote
Joseph Joubert
I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back. View quote
Henny Youngman
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. View quote
Benjamin Franklin
My toughest fight was with my first wife. View quote
Muhammad Ali
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. View quote
Rodney Dangerfield
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. View quote
H. L. Mencken
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. View quote
Lana Turner
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. (Woody Allen)
When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck men risk theirs. View quote
Oscar Wilde
The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace. View quote
Michael Jordan
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. View quote
Rodney Dangerfield
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. View quote
Rodney Dangerfield
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