Bryan Lee O'Malley quotes

Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face. (Bryan Lee O'Malley)
Let's be friends based on mutual hate. View quote
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Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up. Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get it. It just takes practice. View quote
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‎All my stupid little thoughts beget stupid little thoughts, rampantly speculating every possible outcome of every possible situation until they're all done to death and none of them could ever be true. View quote
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You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wretched soul! I am rubber, you are glue! View quote
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I have a lot on my mind and not a lot to do so it's going to come out, all of it, and then, then, it may begin to make a sort of sense. View quote
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Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust on Monday. Because I'll be pulverizing you sometime over the weekend. And the cleaning lady... cleans up... dust. She dusts. And she has weekends off, so... Monday. Right? View quote
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Out here where the world begins and ends, it's like nothing ever stops happening. View quote
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This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'We hate you, please die.' View quote
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Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon. View quote
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Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott. (Bryan Lee O'Malley)
Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags. View quote
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Anyway, how are you and Ramona doing?' Uh... you know. Pretty good.' Have you said the L-Word yet?' The L-Word? You mean? Lesbian?' Uh... No. The other L-Word.' ?' Okay. Uh, It's "love." I wasn't trying to trick you or anything. View quote
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Okay, this might sound vague, but do you know this one girl with hair like this? View quote
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I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!! View quote
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Writing music is sort of my hobby, but it's been falling off more and more. Doing comic books takes up my entire life. View quote
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Maybe it's important to open up I people- people who are right there with you, not some thousand miles away in another universe. Or maybe it's something else. Maybe I should just settle for not knowing. Maybe it's just good to know that you're not the only one who doesn't know. View quote
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There was about six months when I was absorbing other stuff and not drawing very much. After a long period of not drawing, you have to, like, relearn how to draw. It's not very fun. View quote
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I'm sometimes sort of in touch with the readership, and they seem to have perceptive questions, for the most part. View quote
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When you're alone, you look at yourself more, it is kind of inevitable. View quote
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I'm 25 and just trying to understand women. Obviously, that is a process that never ends. (Bryan Lee O'Malley)
I remember talking to someone who is vegan. At the time, I would hear a lot of outrageous claims from vegans about the good that being a vegan can do for you, for your health and whatnot. I remember someone once told me vegans don't sweat, so I started my mind going. View quote
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Bryan Lee O'Malley has been alive since he was born and will lives until he dies. View quote
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My readership seems to be the sensitive people, for the most part. Then there are the occasional fans who are like, "Ah, video games!" View quote
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I don't want to spend my entire life drawing talking heads. It seems like a waste of everyone's time. View quote
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Bryan Lee O'Malley

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Photo: Gage Skidmore, CC BY-SA 3.0
Occupation: Canadian Cartoonist
Born: February 21, 1979
Quotes count: 36

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