My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties. Welcome to my world. (Bill Engvall)

My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties. Welcome to my world.

Bill Engvall

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