Carrot Top quotes

Carrot Top is an American comedian and prop comic, recognized for his energetic stage presence and flamboyant red hair. His performances often blend visual humor with clever wordplay using a wide array of props. He continues to be a prominent figure in stand-up comedy and Las Vegas entertainment. Here are 47 of his quotes:

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

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When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

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I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

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I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

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People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

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It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

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I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

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Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

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Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.

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My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.

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There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

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Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

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I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.

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So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.

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On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

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The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

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I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

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I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

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I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

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I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

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My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

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People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

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