Carrot Top quotes

Carrot Top is an American comedian and prop comic, recognized for his energetic stage presence and flamboyant red hair. His performances often blend visual humor with clever wordplay using a wide array of props. He continues to be a prominent figure in stand-up comedy and Las Vegas entertainment. Here are 47 of his quotes:

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh. (Carrot Top)
It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. View quote
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When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me. View quote
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I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards. View quote
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I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny. View quote
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People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something. View quote
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It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends. View quote
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I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny. View quote
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Comics don't like to see other comics do well. View quote
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Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it. View quote
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I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice. (Carrot Top)
My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook. View quote
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There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans. View quote
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Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable. View quote
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I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself. View quote
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So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason. View quote
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On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week. View quote
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The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials. View quote
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I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything. View quote
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I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't. View quote
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I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics. (Carrot Top)
I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college. View quote
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I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved. View quote
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My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh. View quote
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People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big. View quote
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Photo: Hoggarazzi Photography, CC BY 2.0
Occupation: American Comedian
Born: February 25, 1965
Quotes count: 47

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