Joey Adams quotes

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. (Joey Adams)
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. View quote
Joey Adams
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. View quote
Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. View quote
Joey Adams
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. View quote
Joey Adams
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win. View quote
Joey Adams
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.' View quote
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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! View quote
Joey Adams