Mel Brooks quotes

Mel Brooks is an American filmmaker, comedian, actor, and composer, celebrated for his parodies and satirical comedies. His timeless works include classics like “The Producers,” “Blazing Saddles,” and “Young Frankenstein.” He continues to inspire new generations with his unique humor and creative contributions to entertainment. Here are 116 of his quotes:

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. (Mel Brooks)
If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country. View quote
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If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. View quote
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If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively. View quote
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As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes. View quote
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Humor is just another defense against the universe. View quote
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Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him. View quote
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Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love. View quote
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I only direct in self-defense. View quote
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If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. View quote
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Anybody can direct. There are only 11 good writers. (Mel Brooks)
Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with comedy, they stand no chance. View quote
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Stormtrooper Mel : Don't be stupid, be a smarty Come and join the Nazi Party! View quote
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Hope for the best, expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed. View quote
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The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly. View quote
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I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know. View quote
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Robin Hood: Watch my back! Achoo: Yo' back just got punched twice. View quote
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Sheriff Bart [waking up a drunk Jim in jail]: Are we awake? Jim "The Waco Kid": We don't know. Are we black? Sheriff Bart: Yes we are. Jim "The Waco Kid": Then we're awake, but we're very puzzled. View quote
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Dark Helmet [after everyone on the bridge announces that their last name is "Asshole."]: I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes. View quote
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[explaining that Paul Revere was Anti-Semitic] He was scared they were moving into the neighborhood. "They're coming, they're coming. The Yiddish, they're coming" View quote
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Leo Bloom: Actors are not animals! They're human beings! Max Bialystock: They are? Have you ever eaten with one? (Mel Brooks)
I was in the middle of shooting the last few weeks of Blazing Saddles somewhere in the Antelope Valley, and Gene Wilder and I were having a cup of coffee and he said, I have this idea that there could be another "Frankenstein." I said not another - we've had the son of, the cousin of, the brother-in-law, we don't need another Frankenstein. His idea was very simple: What if the grandson of Dr. Frankenstein wanted nothing to do with the family whatsoever. He was ashamed of those wackos. I said, "That's funny." View quote
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Ahchoo:Man, white men can't jump!! View quote
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Sheriff Bart: Since I am your host and you are my guest what are your hobbies? What do you like to do in your free time? Jim "The Waco Kid": Oh you know, play chess...screw. Sheriff Bart: Well let's play chess! View quote
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King Louis XVI [prior to his arrest]: It's good to be the king. (Also used in Robin Hood- Men In Tights and The Producers [Musical]) View quote
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