Paul F. Tompkins quotes

Paul F. Tompkins is an American comedian, actor, and podcast host known for his sharp wit and improvisational skills. His performances span stand-up, television, film, and acclaimed comedy podcasts such as “Spontaneanation.” He continues to influence the world of comedy with his unique humor and charismatic presence. Here are 4 of his quotes:

Everyone is always asking me about clothes.

Paul F. Tompkins

You have to eat before you drink! If you remember nothing else I've said tonight, remember to eat before you drink!

Paul F. Tompkins

In the line of work that I'm in, every day is Saint Patrick's Day. So I might decide, any old three o'clock in the afternoon, it's Saint Patrick's Day today!

Paul F. Tompkins