Paul Scheer quotes

I'm married, and my wife has set out very limited Xbox limits. But if I had my druthers, I'd be playing all the time and never see any of my friends or do any work. (Paul Scheer)
I love that experience of seeing a bad movie or a movie that you don't even know, and then experiencing it with your friend. View quote
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It's funny to think of Dave Chappelle's show and how popular it was and he was before YouTube. I would imagine 'Chappelle's Show' would be even more giant if there was a chance to put his stuff online and pass it around. View quote
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Summer movies are all about things blowing up and you going, 'Yeah!' View quote
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Adult Swim has cornered this really cool market, especially for comedy shows. View quote
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FX does a great thing with its comedies where they give them a slow push out there. View quote
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My background is in improv and writing. View quote
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Kiefer Sutherland is a crazy jerk on '24,' but you love him because he gets the job done. And I think that that goes for a lot of action stars, I mean Steven Segal is a jerk, but you want to watch him because, eventually, he's a jerk who can beat up bad people. View quote
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