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Howard Stern is an American radio and television personality, widely known for his provocative and influential broadcasting style. His morning radio show, "The Howard Stern Show," became a cultural phenomenon and redefined the standards of shock jock entertainment. He continues to be a major figure in media and pop culture. Here are 89 of his quotes:

I believe in censorship when it benefits me. (Howard Stern)
Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new. View quote
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Please, with the God talk. Hate to break it to you, but there is no God. View quote
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I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised. View quote
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I'm not a good listener some times. I'm too much of a control freak. I'm learning to be better. I was so caught up in just getting the job done that I would miss out on the human aspect of this. There was a connection missing. View quote
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We all get one life to live here. It's 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to be able to be married is so absurd. View quote
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I'm going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you're in big trouble. View quote
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This country (United States) has too many freedoms. View quote
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Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas. View quote
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Set about doing good to somebody. Put on your hat and go and visit the sick and poor of your neighborhood; inquire into their circumstances and minister to their wants. Seek out the desolate and afflicted and oppressed. . . I have often tried this method, and have always found it the best medicine for a heavy heart. View quote
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I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke. (Howard Stern)
Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens. View quote
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I will always be mad at someone. That will never go away. View quote
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I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring. View quote
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I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that. View quote
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I'm sure some people might be offended by that, but this is my feeling about show business. It's not all about pure talent. There are certain people who command a stage because they look good,like me. View quote
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Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not? View quote
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I can't imagine the biggest blow to me was that marriage not working out. That just flipped me out. View quote
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I'm trapped inside of me and I don't go out at all. I go to bed at eight o'clock at night. I never go out during the week. I'm in psychotherapy four days a week, pretty heavy commitment to it. View quote
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I've always thought that a name says a lot about a person. So naturally, being named Howard, I always wanted to crawl into a hole. View quote
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I'm at a point in my career, I've been around a long time now, over 35 years in broadcasting. I don't worry about much. I respect what America's Got Talent is. It is a family show. It is a show that I love. (Howard Stern)
My mother was very involved with me. And we had a dialogue constantly. And it was like an umbilical cord. As long as the words were flowing back and forth we were connected and feeding each other. And I probably grew up very afraid of losing that connection. View quote
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I believe we will start believing in God as we get closer to death. View quote
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I'm a parent, and I regulate what my kids listen to. I don't need the government to be the parent. If I'm a crappy parent, then I need the government involved. View quote
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I didn't listen to executives. View quote
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Photo: Bill Norton, CC BY 2.0
Occupation: American Entertainer
Born: January 12, 1954
Quotes count: 89
Wikipedia: Howard Stern

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