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Howard Stern is an American radio and television personality, widely known for his provocative and influential broadcasting style. His morning radio show, "The Howard Stern Show," became a cultural phenomenon and redefined the standards of shock jock entertainment. He continues to be a major figure in media and pop culture. Here are 89 of his quotes:

I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene. (Howard Stern)
I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death. View quote
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I think it's my identity. Like, this is who I am. This is what I do.... Like I'm Babe Ruth, you know? View quote
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You have to make a decision, what you want to do in life, ... Your deal can be, you can leave tomorrow. Soon as you leave, you will be forgotten. View quote
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There's just too many people being bullied, too many people's lives being wrecked. This is something that is long overdue. We all have gay and lesbian people in our families, and these are good people. View quote
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Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low. View quote
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I've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose. View quote
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It causes me great pain to sue the company I work for. Nevertheless, I had to do it. Suffice it to say, there's a dispute and I believe I haven't been given what is mine. View quote
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Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse. View quote
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If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship. View quote
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I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled. (Howard Stern)
I cut my pubes last night. My hairs were getting longer than my penis. View quote
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Whenever I say something, I say it right at the moment I'm thinking it. As soon as I saw Magic Johnson's press conference, I said, "Hey, this is bullshit. Why are you idolizing a guy who runs around and is a tremendous womanizer? He's running around having unprotected sex in a day and age when he should know better. I don't think you should treat him as a hero. View quote
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Jay [Leno] is insane. He's not fit to scrub David Letterman's feet. Yes, I don't know why he's beaten David Letterman in the ratings. It's beyond my comprehension. America must be filled with morons who at night lay in bed -- the ones who are watching him. They must be in a coma. View quote
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Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good. View quote
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You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career. View quote
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I'm the voice of honesty. View quote
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I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough. View quote
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I'm not looking for a paycheck. View quote
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I've come to appreciate other people's talents. View quote
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I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself. (Howard Stern)
I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists. View quote
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I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge. View quote
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I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves. View quote
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It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly. View quote
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Photo: Bill Norton, CC BY 2.0
Occupation: American Entertainer
Born: January 12, 1954
Quotes count: 89
Wikipedia: Howard Stern

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