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Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine. (Sarah Silverman)
I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic. View quote
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I always think I should get on it if I want to have kids. Because once you hit thirty it can be difficult to conceive - it can be dangerous. The best time to conceive is when you're a black teenager. View quote
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I wear this Saint Christopher medal sometimes because - I'm Jewish - but my boyfriend is Catholic. It was cute, the way he gave it to me. He said if it doesn't burn through my skin, it will protect me. Who cares? Different religions. The only time it's an issue, I suppose, would be like if you're having a baby and you've got to figure out how you want to raise it. Which still wouldn't be an issue for us, because we'd be ... honest, and just say, you know, like, "Mommy is one of the chosen people ... and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!" View quote
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You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to. View quote
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I have no religion, but I can't escape being extremely Jewish ethnically - that is, culturally. In other words, I'm not religious, but I worry and I'm neurotic. And I'm very good with money. View quote
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I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much. View quote
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I have very vivid dreams - almost always action-adventure. I'm often on the run. I've always had dreams. When I was little, I'd go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was looking through a camera. I felt like sleep was the movies - just drifting off to the movies. View quote
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I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself. View quote
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I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core. View quote
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And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school. (Sarah Silverman)
Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies. View quote
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I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show. View quote
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I was always the class clown; I made my family laugh, and that was when I was always happiest. I grew up listening to stand-up comedians' albums and watching them on TV, on 'The Tonight Show' and Letterman. View quote
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I like my life alone. View quote
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I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices. View quote
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I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not. View quote
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I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games. View quote
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I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me. View quote
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By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live. View quote
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You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage. (Sarah Silverman)
That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive. View quote
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Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it. View quote
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Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now. View quote
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I do love the idea of ritual. View quote
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