Sarah Silverman quotes - page 2

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing. (Sarah Silverman)

Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert.

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This song brings me back ... I was brutally raped to this song.

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On the law that requires women to wait twenty-four hours before they are permitted to have an abortion: I think it's a good law. The other day I wanted to go get an abortion. I really wanted an abortion, but then I thought about it and it turned out I was just thirsty.

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I want to get an abortion. But my boyfriend and I are having trouble conceiving.

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A couple nights ago, I was licking jelly off my boyfriend's penis. And I thought, "Oh my God - I'm turning into my mother!"

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But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

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It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.

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I never defend my material. Comedy is subjective.

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I really think everything is fair game.

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Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. (Sarah Silverman)

The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.

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I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.

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I just think of myself as a comedian, really.

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Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me.

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Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

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I had a lot of depression as a kid.

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I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love. Jesus' words have become so perverted over time - it's been like a game of telephone. If he existed, Jesus would fuckin' kill himself.

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Hey, is it considered molestation if the child makes the first move? I'm gonna need a quick answer on this.

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Jesus is magic, you know, because he turned water to wine, and, um ... he, um ... I think he made the Statue of Liberty disappear in the 80's.

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I dated a guy who was half-black, but he dumped me because I'm such a loser. Wow, I shouldn't say things like that, I'm such a pessimist ... he's actually half-white. (Sarah Silverman)

I'll take this opportunity to answer one of the most repeated questions: why didn't I choose to depict Mohammed having sex? The answer is simple. I don't want to get blown up with explosives. I'm afraid of angering Muslims, but not afraid of angering Jews and Christians. So I chose to depict the Judeo-Christian God instead. It seems extremely obvious to me, but so many people asked.

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I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do.

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If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.

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People say I'm a nice girl saying terrible things. I tend to say the opposite of what I think. You hope that the absolute power of that transcends, and reaches the audience.

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Occupation: American Comedian
Born: December 1, 1970
Quotes count: 114
Wikipedia: Sarah Silverman

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