Amy Schumer quotes

Amy Schumer is an American stand-up comedian, actress, and writer known for her sharp wit and bold humor. Her work often addresses social issues, gender roles, and personal experiences with honesty and satire. She has received numerous awards and is recognized as a leading voice in contemporary comedy. Here are 12 of her quotes:

The last couple of roles I missed out on went to Jennifer Hudson, Jessica Biel and Olivia Wilde. (Amy Schumer)

I think of myself as a fairly attractive girl and always have, thanks to my mom. I was brought into this world thinking I was gorgeous because my mother was extremely devoted to this notion.

Amy Schumer

I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I should be.

Amy Schumer

I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to make a living on the road, but I don't think you can rise much above that.

Amy Schumer

To be really great, you need to be naturally funny in order to stand out. But you can work at it, and find the best vehicle that you have to communicate what you're saying to people.

Amy Schumer

I'm the last person he called that night. I wonder, how many girls didn't answer before he got to fat freshman me? Am I in his phone as Schumer? Probably. But I was here, and I wanted to be held and touched and felt desired, despite everything. I wanted to be with him. I imagined us on campus together, holding hands, proving, "Look! I am lovable! And this cool older guy likes me!"

Amy Schumer

I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard.

Amy Schumer

I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.

Amy Schumer

I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.

Amy Schumer

I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.

Amy Schumer

My background is in theater. I was a theater major in college. (Amy Schumer)

I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.

Amy Schumer

Amy Schumer

Amy Schumer - Image

Photo: Greg2600, CC BY-SA 2.0

Occupation: American Comedian
Born: June 1, 1981
Quotes count: 12

Related authors

Lena Dunham 104

American Actress

Amy Poehler 59

American Comedian

Whitney Cummings 12

American Comedian

Chelsea Handler 51

American Comedian

Bill Hader 13

American Actor

Amy Adams 47

American Actress

Natasha Leggero 20

American Actress

Julia Louis-Dreyfus 26

American Actress

Jennifer Lawrence 39

American Actress

Louis C.K. 164

American Comedian