John Mulaney quotes

The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time. (John Mulaney)
You can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit. View quote
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All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it. View quote
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As I got into high school and after puberty, I was a little more inward. I was a real extrovert when I was little, but I don't know, I just got quieter With my friends, I was still an extrovert. View quote
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Things have to be funny first, and if they want to have a point, that's awesome. View quote
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I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I've always enjoyed it. There's just something really, really funny about someone tearing into me. View quote
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I plan to join the 'SNL' band as a maraca player and stand behind saxophonist Lenny Pickett. That way they will at least cut to me before commercial breaks. I'll be sure to look right into camera. View quote
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You can do good work simply staying up all night and eating nothing but junk food, but probably not in the long term. View quote
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In terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin. View quote
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If something is very, very funny but possibly controversial, if it's truly funny, then it's worth doing. Things aren't worth doing for the sake of being controversial. View quote
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Being president looks like the worst job in the world. (John Mulaney)
Going on the road for long stretches can seem daunting, and I certainly miss being home sometimes, but the chance to see so many different cities, let alone perform in them, is something I am really grateful for. View quote
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Stand-up for me is just my opinions on things, so it wouldn't be as fun translated into a sketch. Nor would a sketch be as fun if it were me standing there saying it. View quote
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It's important to remember that life is a joke and that outlook grants a lot of perspective, but I don't think comedy should change and become political due to other things. It should just laugh at that cosmic joke that life is all the time. View quote
John Mulaney

John Mulaney

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Occupation: American Comedian
Born: August 26, 1982
Quotes count: 14