Dennis Miller quotes - page 4

Somebody can say they don't understand why somebody drifts. But I've always found people who drift interesting, 'cause it shows me the game's not stagnant in their own head. They're thinking. (Dennis Miller)
At one time, Washington actually meant something. But now, it's about as relevant as Bob Dylan's tuning fork. View quote
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A new poll of Iraqis shows that more than half of them believe they would be safer if U.S. troops left their country. In a related story, more than half of Americans believe we would be safer if Iraqis stopped answering poll questions and helped us get their damn lights back on, OK? I love that story, a poll of Iraqis want us to leave. View quote
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A recent conversation Dubya Look at the clock, time is racing Cheney That's the second hand, George. View quote
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In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that that computer has ever linked up to. View quote
Dennis Miller

Dennis Miller

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Occupation: American Comedian
Born: November 3, 1953
Quotes count: 80
Wikipedia: Dennis Miller

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