Marc Maron quotes

Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves? (Marc Maron)
Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap. View quote
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Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do. View quote
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The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive. View quote
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In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment. View quote
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Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground. View quote
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For my next trick I will make everyone understand me. View quote
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It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out. View quote
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There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You know why they don't pop? They don't pop because they have integrity. View quote
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My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time. View quote
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It seems people are more willing to let other people control their minds now and recreational drug use doesn't seem to have that same renegade sense of adventure that it once did. (Marc Maron)
I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now. View quote
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I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's taken me years to put him into context historically and really get what he did. View quote
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Hopefully standup will become special again. View quote
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Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation. View quote
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When I was a young kid I loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett and Jackie Vernon. View quote
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On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement. View quote
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It may have lost its special-ness forever and the clubs might not being doing well but I think standup is in the best shape it has been in a long time. View quote
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I think seeing Pryor's first movie, Live In Concert, when I was in high school changed my life. Pryor really put the heart in darkness for me. View quote
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The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day. View quote
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I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired. (Marc Maron)
As a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements that support the network can be seen by as many people as possible. View quote
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When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate. View quote
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I didn't know that people compared Bill Hicks and I but certainly I'm flattered if they do. I knew Bill a bit. We had dinner a couple of times and played guitar together once. I really tried to keep my distance from him professionally. View quote
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In the sixties and seventies you could probably name all the great comics. It was still special. View quote
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Marc Maron

Occupation: American Entertainer
Born: September 27, 1963
Quotes count: 44
Wikipedia: Marc Maron

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