Jeff Garlin quotes

Jeff Garlin is an American comedian and actor best known for his roles in "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and "The Goldbergs." His work spans stand-up comedy, television, and film, earning him a devoted audience. He is also recognized for his quick wit and improvisational talent. Here are 10 of his quotes:

I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip.

Jeff Garlin

Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.

Jeff Garlin

I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.

Jeff Garlin

I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit.

Jeff Garlin

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey.

Jeff Garlin

Parents have got to chill out. Let your kid eat dirt - they're gonna be fine!

Jeff Garlin

I have gone to many theaters where it is so unpleasant with the commercials before the movie, the volume, and the disrespect of the filmgoers. So I understand people not wanting to go to the theater.

Jeff Garlin

As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money.

Jeff Garlin

When you see a bad romantic comedy, you see the script, the director, and the actors trying to create this warmth and this pathos and this feeling that you care about them. That cannot be manufactured - it's either there or it isn't.

Jeff Garlin